TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3

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Twilight sucks? Agree?nnClick here to download this and ALL the Key of Awesome songs!! http://bit.ly/thekeyofawesomennnSubscribe above! And watch the rest of the Key of Awesome series below.nn1. METALLICATSnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKcknn2. TRICK OR TREAT OR DIEnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhn9vdHgIHknn3. TWILIGHT SUCKS! The Emo Vampire Songnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77Enn4. DO THE CRYBABYnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4ELAbUQhCInn5. THE HOT VOICEMAIL LADYnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RU94zm9wYnn6. LADY GAGA AND LORD GAGA (BAD ROMANCE PARODY)nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxTGJ3TK1Unn7. SARAH PALIN: MIKE RELM REMIXnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q449qX4gaSsnn8. BATMAN PARODY: THE DARK KNIGHT IS CONFUSEDnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQnn9. CHAD VADER AND OBAMA GIRL GET FREAKAYnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NK8Iq0EXYnn10. SLEEP ON YOU: THE JUSTIN BIEBER PARODYnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krknn11. JERSEY SHORE PARODY SONGnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwZeoxISknn12. MAN-CRUSH ON JACK BAUERnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzPN_8GwYAnn13. GLITTER PUKE: THE KE$HA TIK TOK PARODYnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2Mnn--nnSubscribe here:nhttp://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypoliticalnnFollow us on Twitternhttp://www.twitter.com/barelypoliticalnhttp://www.twitter.com/barelydigitalnnVisit our arcade!nhttp://www.youtube.com/barelyarcadennCheck out our websitesnhttp://www.barelypolitical.comnhttp://www.barelydigital.comnnFriend us on Facebook & Myspacenhttp://www.facebook.com/barelypoliticalnhttp://www.facebook.com/barelydigitalnhttp://www.myspace.com/obamagirlnnLeave us a voicemailn1-(646)-827-2202nn--nn--Emo Vampire lyricsnnIll never be an emo vampirenSetting tweenaged loins on firennIve got nothing in common with the vampires of todaynThey gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run awaynnThis Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rulesnI guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt coolnnGirls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grassnAnd when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked lastnn[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me. nnIve seduced all kinds of women from all over the worldnBut, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girlsnnWhen did all these Vampires become abstinent and whinynWhen I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shinynnVampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas BrothersnIf I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothersnn(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.nnIll never be an emo vampirenSetting tweenaged loins on firennIll have no participationnIn this vampire pussificationnnSo wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangsnn(spoken)nYou thought I was going to say balls didnt you?